|1.||Gorilla Heffer Pig|
A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.
What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.
Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?
Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.
Doglet: Harsh times.