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When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.
Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.
by Moore Johnson July 24, 2011

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