Gorgongola is a mysterious sexual transmitted disease often obtained by drinking the seminal fluids of primates throughout south America.
It is known to cause tummy aches and the uncontrollable use of the world "spaghett!" when describing everything.
"i got gorgongola for drinking that pimates seminal fluid"
"i have spahetti and meat balls gorgongola"
"your mom has gorgongola"