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1. Goretty is typically a girls name of a person who is really down to earth. They are the coolest persons to hang out with and fun to be around. Goretty’s can take a joke and are very easy to get along with. Usually love sports and tend to prefer a truck over a car ,however, their pick in teams is horrendous. Do not be fooled, they are in no way manly, Goretty’s are one of the most sensitive and attractive girls. They are afraid of the dark, scary movies and being home alone and something about them makes one want their company.
“Hey man what you up to tonight?”
“Nothing just gonna hang out with that bitch Goretty?”
“Oh really that bitch is fucken cool! tell her I say whats up!”
by joebin May 21, 2011

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