Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.
"Gordo, did you just try to throw a turkey in my loft?"-Me
"Fuck this, I'm going upstairs."-Gordo
by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008
Spanish word used to describe a loved one. Although it also means fat in Spanish, if you called a loved one gordo, then it is an affectionate term.
Te quiero muchisimo, gordo.
by Eneis February 04, 2005
Mentally and physically, "not all there," to some degree or other.
Staring into space, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo.
by Ruddigerroni January 22, 2010
Someone of a higher intelligence. Superior in nature. As early as the 1400's this name was given to men with extrordinary wisdom, charm and physical appeal.
King Gordo was the greatest man that ever lived
by Dr Weisburg February 05, 2010
1. The Spanish word for "fat".

2. A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. They appear small, round and spikey with two eyes in the middle. They are notable for being immune to all forms of damage, forcing the player to simply avoid them.
1. Bob: Man, that guy across the street is such a gordo, damn.
Bill: You're pretty gordo yourself, bro.

2. Jeff: So I was playing Kirby Super Star the other day, and I couldn't get past this line of Gordos!
Phil: You fucking suck.
by Jimmy5327 November 06, 2010
Some who has consumed mass amounts of alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the two and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function any more.
Scott: Man you guys see parker last night
Marc: Ya, he was throwing up everywhere
Nicholas: Ya he was gordo
by Rammstein00001 January 23, 2009
Gordo is the best friend you want to have. He's fluffy, fun & will always make u feel better.

He will tell u the Truth no matter how brutal it may be. He will never judge u or give u an ultimatum, he will be your friend NO MATTER what!

When u call him 4 help help, he will do whatever he can 2 help u out. A Gordo is a true friend 4 life.
I love Gordo, he's my best friend!
by C.M.B IN AZ February 19, 2015
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