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indian version of saying GOOD

originator: ownage pranks
Indian: How are you today?
Ownage: GORD GORD
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Canadian chirp, mainly used by hockey players who have blond mohawks come playoff time. Possibly the worst and most uncreative chirp ever created. A Gord is similar to an asshole or an idiot. It has no direct meaning when necessarily applied to someone, but it used a playful or humorous insult.

Most likely comes from Boyd 'Gordo' Gordon.
Tim: Hey James your a gord.
James: Haha, good one.
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Variation of the word gordo. Another way to call out someone who has consumed mass amounts of drugs/alcohol and is so drunk/high that he/she can't function anymore. Refer to gordo
Scott:hahaha, oh man look at thomas
Nick: haha, he's throwing up everywhere
Marc: ya man he's straight gords
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a derivative of good; a mispronunciation of good
Person1 : how was your dessert?
Person2: it was gord.
Person1: that's gord
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The next step down from god. When something little goes right, or a plan comes to fruition, you thank gord, instead of god. "thank god" is generally reserved for the larger victories, such as winning the lottery.
"Thank Gord I didn't miss the bus!"


"Gord almighty"
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When someone pulls their pants and underwear down and farts on someone else to create an instant stink.
Oh man Josh Gorded me and the smell was horrifying.
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a shortened version of "good lord"
by Chrekol July 02, 2005
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