One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Excels in almost everything they try. Usually plays football, basketball and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at express for men are also essential parts of the average Goosse's day day.
"Dude, brosif. These dress shirt buttons keep popping off due to my pecks." ~average goosse
by Kobe lover February 07, 2011