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Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent.... Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
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To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex! So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .
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To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again. Cody totally goosed that chick last night.
or... Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me Girl 2: Did you have sex with him? Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot Girl 2: You totally got goosed |
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Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired. “The tires on my bike are goosed”
“I was goosed after running a triathlon” |
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1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose" 1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"
Me: "You goosed it, bud!" 2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything" Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick. |
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The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death. The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.
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To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly. I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!
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