When a bird drops their "business" on an unsuspecting person.
Damn, that old man in the park just got goosed on.
Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
To apply pressure on one's taint (or space between genitalia and anus), preferably of the opposite sex!
So she was walking up the stairs, when her boyfriend goosed her .
Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.
“The tires on my bike are goosed”
“I was goosed after running a triathlon”
To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.
Cody totally goosed that chick last night.
Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed
1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"
1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"
Me: "You goosed it, bud!"
2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"
Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard
The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.
The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.
Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'
I gave her a good plating
then i goosed her