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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
by dingdonghello2 November 02, 2009
n. A term of endearment generally used to describe a member of the preferred sex that one finds cute, lovable, and sweet.
I cannot believe you woke up so early just to come visit me for fifteen minutes. You are such a wonderful goose.
by mrgnfnx February 17, 2009
to be very loose in the sack. loosey "goosey" as in goose
that girl last night was a goose
by jdiggs14 January 22, 2009
Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008
to goose, goosing, goosed

similar to 'copping a feel,' in which the gooser uses the hand to grab or caress the goosee's ass. There are different levels, of gossing, depending on the area goosed.
"You goosed me!!"

He didn't just cop a feel, he goosed me!
by Aleekza December 21, 2003
Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.
"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."
by steviep. March 01, 2010
when ones forearm and hand create the image of a goose and thrust the hand into anothers chest.
oh snap, you just got goosed
by sir ler February 23, 2009
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