A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 04, 2003
A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.
1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!
by TheRotArm July 07, 2004
1. The late friend of 'Maverick.'
2. One who takes well to 'Great Balls of Fire.'
1. "Goose! Pull out! GOOOSEEE!"
2. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brain..." - Goose
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.
Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.
by g00s3 March 13, 2009
the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
by dingdonghello2 November 02, 2009
to be very loose in the sack. loosey "goosey" as in goose
that girl last night was a goose
by jdiggs14 January 22, 2009
Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.
"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."
by steviep. March 01, 2010
when ones forearm and hand create the image of a goose and thrust the hand into anothers chest.
oh snap, you just got goosed
by sir ler February 23, 2009

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×