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75. Goose
A goose is a person who acts different towards his friends in certain social situations. One in the act of being a goose is thus, Goosing.
Man, Lou's girl came around, so he started goosin'....talkin bout takin her here and there, and buyin' her this and that.
by Half Feb 13, 2003 add a video
1. Goose
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave Mar 4, 2003 add a video
2. goose
A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
by nick May 6, 2005 add a video
3. goose
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
by goo'se May 9, 2003 add a video
4. goose
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints Sep 21, 2003 add a video
5. Goose
A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
6. Goose
An individual who tells Lies (stories).
Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!
7. Goose
to stick up your hand in a goose-looking manner, as to find a lost person in a large group of people.
Me: I stuck up the goose, I'm so glad you goosed back, bro!
Karl: I'm so glad I know the goose!
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