Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
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A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
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A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
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Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
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Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off
That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.
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A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
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To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"
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