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75.
insecure geek
I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
 
50.
n. A term of endearment generally used to describe a member of the preferred sex that one finds cute, lovable, and sweet.
I cannot believe you woke up so early just to come visit me for fifteen minutes. You are such a wonderful goose.
by mrgnfnx February 17, 2009
 
51.
Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008
 
52.
Someone who is silly; or did something silly.
Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!
by aura c. May 12, 2007
 
53.
a very silly person.
Meagan is a goose and loves to go crazy from time to time.
by Alex Fam October 14, 2006
 
54.
to goose, goosing, goosed

similar to 'copping a feel,' in which the gooser uses the hand to grab or caress the goosee's ass. There are different levels, of gossing, depending on the area goosed.
"You goosed me!!"

He didn't just cop a feel, he goosed me!
by Aleekza December 21, 2003
 
55.
1. Any one of a group of birds of the duck family, intermediate between ducks and swans.
2. Someone who is very sexually active.
3. With the word "Proffessor" as a prefix, it means a cool, funny, intelligent and loveable guy.
1. See that bird over there, its a goose!
2. Terrence the pimp is such a goose, sometimes I think his cock mighjt fall off!
3.You know Tom Browne? He's so great,I'd call him a Proffessor Goose.
by Tom Browne July 31, 2005
 
56.
Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.
"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.
by Yellowsnow March 09, 2004