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74.
insecure geek
I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
 
29.
1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.
by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008
 
30.
super cool
dude, that fireworks display was sooo goose!

I hate it when you steal my stuff! So not goose, man!
by Muffinmannioso September 26, 2008
 
31.
everything and anything
That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.
by Duph! March 02, 2010
 
32.
a sexy little love machine who likes it in the shower
goose:the water feels great thereeee...
by sillygooseberry. June 20, 2009
 
33.
n; one who is never serious, constantly plays around; a joker; a foolish person; goes along with the slang term soulja boi
Daniel: Ey, you kno ma homie antwan
Austin: Yea.
Daniel: Man he a straight up goose!
Austin: Yea, he is a goose soulja boi.
by DanOfThorp August 04, 2008
 
34.
Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.
*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."
by FlamingDonuthole911 July 03, 2010
 
35.
An object or occurrence which inspires feelings of joy and excitement within an individual usually without expectation or warning of the goodness of the thing. (Can also be applied to the actions of a person)
When you slapped my ex-boyfriend, I didn't realize it would be so goose!
by KatcUp February 09, 2010