insecure geek
I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses
That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)
by Michael Massoud December 04, 2003
A slang word for PENIS, used mainly in VQM language all across Toronto, Ontario.

Combined with the work CHUCK, means a 'Blow Job' again mainly in VQM language.
" she touched my GOOSE! "
" hey baby, wanna see my GOOSE? "

" just link a little GOOSECHUCK "
" does that bitch give GOOSECHUCK? "
by SpHiNxXx October 06, 2006
when i misspell good... i put goos
its goose
goose means good.
gregs writing is very goose
by neil sheldon August 12, 2006
the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.
ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.
by dead_eye July 28, 2003
The plural form of goose is geese for only two birds. where as gooses is for three or more.
there are many gooses in the world. and i want to eat some geese (2)
by moosey July 07, 2004
short way of saying grey goose vodka
pass up the goose
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!

That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 13, 2006

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