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Originally spotted as a vanity license plate in Canada, goonge is a foul word for a vagina, but can also be used as an adjective. A step above "pussy" but a step below "cunt" on the severity scale.

A portmanteau of "gunt" and "minge".
"Man, don't have sex with her, she's got a nasty goonge!".
"Quit being a goonge and hand me that lighter."
goonge by Funnybuttrape February 12, 2017
Related Words
1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
gloonge by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
the combination of good, and one. Put two together and you get good one. Its usually said in a sarcastic tone.
Person 1:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2:"Why to get"
Person 1:"To the other side"
Person 2: Gooone
gooone by ben millz December 18, 2008

Gooongya 

She is so Gooongya
Gooongya by Hop hoo December 25, 2019
a smelly little shit who sucks ass and never does anything
also he is squidward
"bro why are you being such a goonge, get out of bed"
Goonge by clearly pal April 30, 2022
A game/show/movie that, on the surface, appears bad and made only to appeal to porn addicts, but secretly has quality behind it.
"You should play Nier: Automata, it's a real a goongem!"
Goongem by TheSUPERMidnight July 26, 2025