Goontz 

Crazy, amazing, something that is very funny. Go hard and fuck shit up.

John:How bout that club last night bro.
Chris:For reals tho that shit was Goontz!!!

Goontz by Crizzy_1 April 30, 2013

Poontz Goontz

A goon, or large oafish manchild who fudges with your shit. But then pusses out, runs away and calls YOU a pussy.

Good god. Why is this kid poontz goontzing, can’t he just give it a rest?! It’s 4am!

Don’t be a poontz goontz, I gotta keep up on what I got.

Poontz Goontz by Crypstyn mcdougal November 9, 2022

Goontang 

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

Goontang by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

Goontie

A new term coined in 2022 somewhere on Twitch. It is essentially a family-friendly term for coochie.

I haven't been on the stream for 2 minutes and you are already talking about your goontie
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?

Goontie by SplashShark December 13, 2022

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

goonti 

An old tired bitch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the AM... GOODNIGHT!

"dude, it's 6 in the morning... i've turned into a fucking goonti over here, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED AND SO SHOULD YOU!"

goonti by Danny Barq July 14, 2004

Goonterre 

A variant of the word "Goon" used to slag general idiots, popularised by the YT.

He's an absolute fucking goonterre.

Goonterre by Jackmaster September 3, 2007