goomph 

a word that i just made up. it means a man that you think has a secret vagina in his arm-pit. "goomph" can also refer to the arm-pit vagina.

i was playin b-ball with this guy, and he shoved his hairy goomph in my face, fuckin goomph

goomph by mmdogg723 December 14, 2008

goomah

a mafioso's mistress

Big Paulie told his wife he was out with the boys, but really he was bangin' his goomah at a hotel.

goomah by Mike De Luna November 13, 2003

GOOMH 

Acronym: Get out of my Head!

Used when two people simultaneously say or think the same thing. Often used as instant messenger shorthand.

(Completely random chat-excerpt)

Me: We should get pizza.
You: Pizza sounds good tonight.
Me: GOOMH

GOOMH by dare2dreamer April 29, 2010

goomah

Mafia speak for mistress or girl on the side.

A: You going out with your wife?
B: Nah, I thought I'd hit a movie and dinner with my goomah instead.

goomah by Jimmy_Heartcore February 11, 2006

Gromph 

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.

I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.

Gromph by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009

Goomp 

A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.

"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"

"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"

Goomp by benzobrist March 8, 2008

Gromph 

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

Gromph by dante-ray August 3, 2006