A cheesy dude who thinks he's in the matrix, bowling round in his nifty-lookin' shades and saying stuff like "fuck the corporate bigwigs" and saying "ass" when they're British.

A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.

Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.

The evil, drunk version of a typically large headed, full sideburned man. Usually in the "Goombie" form the inebriated victim is compelled to wear a paper bag mask and parade around wildly.

-Also, when in the "Goombie" state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.

The newest term for anything related to being sexy.