A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.
Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."
Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"
Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."
Normal Man - "Hey man."
Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."
-Also, when in the "Goombie" state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.
Hey who was that Goombie at the party?