Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

Google Search Syndrome by missmuffintop January 17, 2010

Google Search Rant 

A google search rant is when youre mad at a family member or something, and you just type(but not search) things mean about them in the google search bar.

Friend: What did you do last night Patrick. Patrick: I was really mad at my dumb dad so I basically just went on a google search rant all night.

Google Search Rant by WhiteVanMan489 June 22, 2020

google search comeback 

when a little bitch has nothing to say for a comeback he goes onto google and looks up your mom jokes

listen to those fucking google search comebacks.

google search comeback by josh/cody June 11, 2006

2nd page of google search 

The only place you can safely hide a dead body with no chance of people finding it.

The 2nd page of Google search is the last place anyone will look for answers.

2nd page of google search by MechaHitlerThePink April 12, 2016

how do i google search how to search google 

Search this in google if you don't know how to search how to search something in google in google. And if you can't search how do i google search how to search google in google, then you could always do a google search for how do i search how do i google search how to search google in google.

i don't know how to google something, i'll just search google for how do i google search how to search google.

how do i google search how to search google by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020

bystander Google-search 

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

bystander Google-search by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Search Google or type a URL 

When you've been lying on your bed for hours staring at your computer screen and search "Search Google or type a URL"

because you're bored out of your mind

Me: How bored are you?
My Mind: Open a new tab and tell me what you see at the search bar

Me: Search Google or type a URL..?
My Mind: Search that up
Me: Why
My Mind: It's important

Search Google or type a URL by imboredoutofmymindhelp July 30, 2019