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7. Good Morning
A Morning in which a person masturbates
I had a good morning too!
by Jorje Nov 21, 2004 add a video
1. Good Morning
The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.
Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."
by KDAWG Apr 15, 2005 add a video
2. good morning
A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.
by brendan Jul 1, 2004 add a video
3. Good morning
When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
4. Good Morning
When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.
5. good morning
The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
6. good morning
To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
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