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A band that starts many arguments about what a 'real' punk is, but, has never stated their own music category.
Person 1-I like Good Charlotte.
Person 2-You poser. Listen to some REAL music.
Person 1-Fuck off. I'll like whatever I want to.
by zaambee June 02, 2005
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Quite possibly the worst band of all time. The genre of this band is "Poser-Punk". They pretend to be punk in many different ways, such as spiking their hair to ridiculous and unnecessary heights. This band was made famous by a network known as MTV (better known as Moron Television). This band lacks something known as talent, which is usually a very important factor to a successful band, which Good Charlotte is light years away from. The singer has a very annoying, whinny, bitchy voice which makes me want to bang my head against my window over and over until the glass shatters. The guitarist is restricted as a background sound, and all the guitarist does is play a bunch of random 3 note power chords. The bass player...do they even have a bass player? I can't hear it because the power chords are so fucking loud. The drummer is off beat, he might as well grab a branch off of a tree and bang it on his head, it would most likely make the same sound as his drumming. It is painfully obvious that the main goals for the members of Good Charlotte are two things: Money and chicks. No, they don't care about making beautiful music, they just figured that if they pretend to play, and think of lame emo lyrics such as "HOOOLD ONN IFF YOUU FEEEL LIKE LETTING GO", the chicks will love them. Unfortunately, this has became true, they are loved by many preps. MTV basically played this band on their station to brainwash all the preps into listening to bad music. Oh well, there's nothing we can do.
Prep: The song "Hold on" saved my life!!@!!@!"

Someone who isn't an idiot: "Yeah, too bad it's ending ANYWAY!!"
*shoots the prep*
by Robo Robot June 06, 2005
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A band that wrote and performed "i just wanna live" and continued to call themselves punk. Fucken i just wanna fucken live. And still punk. An MTV created scourge thats a greater threat to individual freedom than islamic jihad and talk back radio combined.
we're so punk. i mean look at us. we have studs on our belts. ON OUR BELTS!- Good Charlotte
by Johan Svenson May 20, 2005
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A term for a bad band that is so terrible, that you wouldn't mind hearing in the news that their plane went down and they are stuck on an unchartered island only to suffer a slow, agonizing existence but no one cares enough to save them.
Those douche nozzles have absolutely no talent.

Yeah, they're Good Charlotte.
by KanonDface October 10, 2008
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Is NOT a punk band at all. They are seriuosly a band for 9 year olds ( I should know because for reasons unknow I was obsessed with them WHEN I WAS 9). They're a bunch of whiny preps dressed in black in order to sell their self-pity albums. And they marry people like fuckin Nicole Richie. Big time wanna-bes. One of them even said "I guess if you're gonna dress like you listen to The Cure all the time, you're gonna get s... for it". LOSERS! Don't even dare compare yourselves to the greatness of The Cure. Damn whiny emos....
stupid kid: " OMGAWD!!! I LOVE Good Charlotte. GC 4EVER!"
Me: "I hate you."
by *~Blacksunbeam~* January 11, 2010
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A good band that has been given a bad stereotype. They're not emo, they're not wannabes, and they're not in in for the money (which you would know if you were broad minded enough to find out about them).
They make music, people who like their music listen to it, and people who don't try and find as many ways as possible to insult them. GET OVER YOURSELVES.
Maybe you like them, maybe not, but truth is they do not whine about their life sucking like some other bands, their music (whatever genre it is) appeals to loads of people, and in the end, they will probably have a lot more people that like them than you haters do.
person 1: "wow, have you heard Like It's Her birthday by Good Charlotte? It awesome!"
person 2: "you like Good Charlotte? OMG FREAK."

me: "shut up and get on with your life, cause guess what? NO ONE CARES, AND THEY'RE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'LL EVER BE."
by XsunnyX March 07, 2011
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A crap band that can not find fans that are over 15. They are not punk they suck. REASONS GC ARE NOT PUNK
1. they are commercial
2. they aren't raw
3. they're polite about things that anger them
4. Joel dated Hilary when he was 26 and she was 17 real punks of morals
5.They just released an album called Greatest Remixes that have disco sounding songs
6 Benji in the punk's not dead movie claimed he wanted to get his music out to as many people as possible. If he was a real punk he would of said This is us if you don't like get fucked!

Real punk is The Stooges,The Sex pistols,The clash,The Damned,Buzzcocks,Black Flag,Bad Brains,Dead Kennedys




GC fan: OMG I'm gonna go home and play my latest punk album
Punk fan: whats that
GC fan: Good Charlotte
Punk Fan: why you

Bif Bang pow!!!

one less pain in the arse kid to deal with
by IRIE FIRE January 22, 2009
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