1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove
"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!
#douche #doucehbag #scum #scumbag #gooch
by P Sizzles September 05, 2008
Top Definition
A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.
Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.
#gootch #gooch #goutch #gootch bag #gouchbag #gootchbag
by Nina Rees June 14, 2008
a middle aged woman from oxford
hey chris your mum is such a gooch bag
#babs #gooch #bag #witney #oxford
by kingo-witney January 15, 2009
Same as a Douchbag but with your gooch instead
Austin ur goochbag stinks of shit
#gooch #ass #bum #behind #bag
by A Black Jack August 28, 2008
1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.
He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.
#gooch #bag #gooch bag #idiot #dooch #fatnaldo
by Charlie fatnaldo December 11, 2007
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