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A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 February 15, 2008
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a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
by Hawaiian Joe November 18, 2006
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A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can also be used as an adjective)

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team
Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler
(You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!)

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!
by mtc25 February 14, 2008
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One who gobbles gooches.
Man that chick is atotal goochgobbler
by Stephen Mctowelie January 05, 2008
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