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a person who thinks that theyre funny or cool but really theyre just awkward and weird.
Derrick thinks its cool to make up his own gibberish, but really he is just a goob.
by chawlee December 13, 2010
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one whose appearance makes them look like a douche and/or baby
"look at that guy wearing ed hardy" "god he's such a goob
by jufro235 November 08, 2010
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one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic usually making a fool out of themself.
"kevin is such a goob!!"
by brooke's peanut September 29, 2005
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a silly, ridiculous person; a peanut-head
*you never message me
-you're always idle
-goob
by d0rk April 19, 2004
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droopy grandpa boobs, usually found on old grandpa's, not a pretty site
DUDE when grandpa hugged me i could feel those goobs!
by Megz February 21, 2005
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A particularly large and sagging pair of breasts.
Traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
Owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.
Hey Chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.
by Randy Shackleford June 09, 2007
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A goob is generally someone who is a pleasant person to be around and a genuinely good person. They have caring qualities that most people don't have but wish they could. Most people describe them as "incredible"
by goooooooooob July 28, 2014
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