"Dude, guess what happened to me last night?"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
"What?"
"My pet panda was stolen by a Gonsalves. Man, they're sneaky!"
by ninja_girl77 October 24, 2009
the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.
Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross
by TOMMMMM yeah December 7, 2008