"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance
gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic
"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
by Dave The Ravid August 3, 2005
I gonked into the cantaloupe almost immediately upon insertion.
I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk
I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk
by gonkie July 10, 2018
Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.
Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass
by Nick Mihi. April 25, 2006
A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.
by 4cbb June 17, 2009
Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.
Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
by Donttrynflarge September 7, 2013
by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022
Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.
by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2021