n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.
v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!
He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.