Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.
Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.
a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse
Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer
Person B: what a bitch
a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.
That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
relating to an person who has a hot sister.
Yo, he's such a gomer!
Similar to a Chach
in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.
Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor
That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.