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29. gomer
a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse
Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch
by Matt Apr 24, 2005 add a video
30. gomer
a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.
jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.
by Capt. Torque Aug 23, 2004 add a video
31. gomer
a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat
hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.
by Val Jul 30, 2003 add a video
32. Gomer
relating to an person who has a hot sister.
Yo, he's such a gomer!
33. Gomer
Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.
Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.
34. gomer
A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
35. gomer
A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.
That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.
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