Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."
That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.
taking a shit in the woods
Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"
Person 2: "So go gomer."
pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.
If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!
The most horrible insult there ever is. Making fun of sexuality,race,sex, and everything else you can make fun of. It is the what some would say the uber insult.
Stupid noob your a fucking gomer!
Originally used to describe human beings that go by the given name Ross, it has been expanded to describe any being in a social circle involving a person named Travis.
Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.
A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.
My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!
Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"
We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...
Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....
"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"