A pleasant but dim-witted person who is thick as a board, a real local yokel.
Gomer was a character in the "Andy Griffith Show" and "Gomer Pyle, USMC" on televison from 1963-1970.
"It was actually pretty funny. She was one of my little sister's friends. She walked in on us on my bedroom floor."
"She walked in on you and your sister?!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Effin' Gomer."
A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
A United States Marine
Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.
A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.
Screech on the show Saved By the Bell
A person who mooches Marijuana, is rarely seen with his own stash.
Someone who will readily smoke your weed without matching with some of his.
A person who will get cut in on a joint or a bowl and suck half the thing down or double/triple hoot.
That gomer better not expect to be cut in again.
I don't want Bill to come along this time, he's such a gomer.
A large "Pyle" of shit.
" Don't walk on the lawn.....
Theres too many Gomers out there".
a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat
hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.
Someone with extremely greasy hair who likes nasty mexican swimmers.
I totally just hit it off with Maria. God damnit, you didn't take a shower today? You fucking gomer