A golly whopper is Appalachian slang for the telling of a rather bold and big lie.
When Billie Bob's wife asked where he had been, rather than admit he was out with another woman, Billie Bob told a golly whopper: "I was at work."
1) The thing that hangs down from a turkey's neck.
2) Also used to refer to the thing that hangs from an obese person's neck. Especially if a person was obese, lost weight, and has loose extra skin.
3) Can sometimes be used in reference to the male genetalia.
(3) female: "So, me and this guy were foolin around and his gollywhopper was huge, so I could only give him a helmet wash
, but then he spiderman'd me!
A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"
*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.
Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"
An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".
Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!
a gollywhopper is a made up animal that southern people made up to scare campers (a large dog/bear looking anmial with two legs shrt arms and no hair)
"Hey felicia you better watch out for them gollywhoppers dont let em get inside your tent keep it zipped!!"