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Referred to as the Willy Wonka of JaggerFiggots, JaggerFiggots being salty chocolate balls (chocolate covered pretzel balls). He is also the chocolate king, and a pimp.
Why don't we go to G.H.O.J. to get some JaggerFiggots and see the best fucking guy EVER, Golly Jonka.
by Golly Jonka January 30, 2010
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