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8.
1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.

2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.

While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
by volleykree January 03, 2010
 
9.
The biggest fiend ever. Willing to choke people for rings or any item worth more than 1 dollar. also the biggest crack head ever
gollum
by EazyE723 November 10, 2010
 
10.
Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.
'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'
by martimer/marv May 25, 2005
 
11.
The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.
Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.
by apteryx April 04, 2013
 
12.
Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.
Karl: I wear a loincloth.

Karl: I am not a gollum.

All: Yes you are.
by ThePrecious January 25, 2010
 
13.
The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.
He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!
by thecakeisalie May 14, 2013
 
14.
To stick you finger up you partners bum hole i.e ring while whispering my prescious in there ear or if the mood takes you making a wierd coughin noise like ccoollluuummm!!
Did you hear last night I shagged adam and surprised him by fingering his arse he was fine with that but not very happy when i coughed gollum in his eye!!!
by bigbazz mum lover September 11, 2009