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Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
by The Wizzard of Odd February 05, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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