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The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!
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More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck. Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
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A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round. You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
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A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed. Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
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Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
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anonymous
May 6, 2003
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A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com. Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
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"Golf... is truly happiness" A great quote by Moe Norman
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a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score. "My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."
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