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46.
The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes
golfers are elitist pricks
by jimmyjohnbillybobjones July 23, 2005
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8.
A popular model of automobile, made by Volkswagen
"Sure my '86 Golf looks like shit, but I only paid $200 for it."
by anonymous May 26, 2003
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9.
The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid
black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!
by Randolf April 13, 2004
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10.
a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!
golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009
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11.
A game invented by the Scots a long time ago. A good escape from doing your urban, busy-body, depressing crap. Also a good way to meet cute guys.
Have you ever been to a golf camp? Buah-ha-ha!
by maybealice June 30, 2004
82 58
 
12.
Spelling the word "flog" backwards...
He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 07, 2006
56 35
 
13.
It is called "golf" because all the other four letter words were taken, for the game that can reward and frustrate like no other.
F*ck or Sh*t are two of many examples used just after the the ball is struck. even the word "Four" is shouted often to express the "joys" of Golf.
by WesWes March 13, 2008
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14.
to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
by Bigmeuprudeboy September 09, 2003
109 97