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You hit a small ball with a crooked stick and walk after it on a huge piece of land.
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A good walk wasted, a sad excuse for a sport
I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.
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Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
by user4 August 20, 2004
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Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.
"Hey Monica what's Helen doing?"
"She's playing golf. She has school tomorrow"
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A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004
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To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.
Man, i totally golfed that test.
by Danny M January 27, 2005
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by Anonymous May 06, 2003
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