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A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.
Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
by LOLTIMMY!!! January 21, 2007
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