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The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate
A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat
by the man who gets the bat March 06, 2014

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