Top Definition
The act of taking a friends sweaty sock, putting it on your cock while you whack off and, when finished, using it to wipe your ass.
Dude, where's my other sock? Oh, sorry, I needed it for a Golden Toe. You bastard, that was my favorite pair! Yeah, that 100% wool was niiiice.
by Burnerxyz October 19, 2010

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