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Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.
I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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