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When a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow fuck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.
Guy 1: Dude, Eric was so drunk he pissed all over the floor again.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.
by hepeedonthefloor November 08, 2010