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the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world
Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"
by fuckingrage March 13, 2013
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a baseball term; when a pitcher retires the first and only 27 batters he faces by the way of strike out.
Wow, i feel good today, i may throw a golden dick. I would trade my wife to throw a golden dick for the yankees.
by j-magic September 03, 2006
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