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The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.
I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.
by Derange-O October 04, 2013
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