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1.
Getting screwed by a short, limp dick.
Joshua was very disappointed when he got goldberged after his date.
by Tara Neal March 03, 2008
 
2.
To look huge, jacked if you will.
"Dude, wtf, you got Goldberged?"
"Yeah man, whilst I was in Cali, I hit the gym big time"
"Looking like you about to spear a n**ga through a chamber pod"
"HYKIT"
by HaYouKnowItsTrue August 12, 2014