Top Definition
A town near Rancho Cordova. Many houses are color coordinated (brown) and the grass is always perfect. The town consists of old retirees who enjoy the routine life of going to Starbucks and the Gold River Racquetball Club or usually very nice but spoiled children. A very safe place to live but very sheltered. No partiers or people who want to have fun should live here
Gold River citizen: "What do you want to do today?"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
by werrichbutthereisnotmoregold June 14, 2012

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