A half chinese, half ogre mutant. Has jagged-yellow-rat-buck teeth, zelda-like ears, a receeding hairline and penny slit eyes. enjoys screaming "YAGUAA" in completely appropriate and unfunny times. Annoys people until they want to bash his gook brains in with a baseball bat. screams in the faces's of harmless children trying to be funny ( even though it is not at all ). Drops his jaw and squints his already tiny eye slits and talks out of the side of his mouth, trying to sound cool and tough, which he never is or will be. Sports a mushroom/mullet which is never cleaned.