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Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
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Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

the Kitty Getter 

This describes the cat version of the Boogie Man and explains the cautious behavior of cats.
Fluffy peeks around corners ti make sure the Kitty Getter doesn't grab her!
the Kitty Getter by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2017

getting under my skin 

My boss is really good at getting under my skin with her constant reminding...

getting yucky

To get drunk out of your mind at the club or a bar
"When I get home from getting yucky with the boys at the bars I get online and just want to troll everyone." - Bonks (Bodybuilding.com - Misc.)
getting yucky by YuckyBoy July 3, 2011

ghettabilly 

When someone/something/some action is both ghetto and hillbilly at the same time.
When he threw the iron out of the window, he didn't give a shit that it hit a passer by. And then he left it on the lawn for everyone to see. That's straight ghettabilly!
ghettabilly by Tan and Tasty May 31, 2012

getting your ass reamed 

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed
getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over