Goertz 

A Germanic last name. The males that carry this last name are extremely endowed and has a constant appetite for sex. Although they have a very active sex drive they have a mysterious sensitive side that attracts women to them constantly. He is also a master at oral pleasure. With that combination of attributes any woman can consider herself lucky to have ever been with a Goertz.

Once you go Goertz your vagina hurts!!!

Goertz by Fane61 February 3, 2010

Gertz 

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza

Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi

Skrttzy Gertzy by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019

Bernard Goetz 

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

Bernard Goetz by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Goetz 

a line of unbelievable athletic beasts that are the coolest muthafuckas alive.. excell at anything they do and have a booming and intimidating presence both physically and through leadership.. top of the line athletes R & Z

You see him? he belongs to the Goetz line of humanity

Goetz by RZG May 30, 2008

Goetz 

(v.) the act of completely and utterly owning in a manner that leaves no dispute as to the victor.

I'm going to goetz my final.

Dave 2 goetzed Dave 1 on his first semester grades.

Goetz by B. Goetz September 3, 2010

Maya Goetzenberger 

Maya Goetzenberger is one of the prettiest people around. She is welcoming, and all around fun to be around. She's smart, kind hearted, cheery, and one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. If you have a friend that's named Maya Goetzenberger NEVER and I mean EVER let go of them. She's one in a million. If you even know one, but aren't friends with her... you're pretty freaking lucky. Maya's got your back through thick and thin. Sometimes she will get you in trouble... but together you'll be able to get out of it. Maya is a hidden gem and will do anything for you. Always keep Maya Maya Goetzenberger in you heart.

Random person: "Wow it's like she's glowing. Who the heck is she?"
Other random person: "Oh. She's Maya Goetzenberger. I wish I could be like her."
Best friend: "She's one in a million, and she's my best friend. I'm so lucky."

Maya Goetzenberger by turtlesareus May 23, 2022